How To Choose A Cat? It Should Not Be Simple! Here Are Facts You Should Know 2022


“Resolved! – you think. – Let’s take the girl! No spree, no fights, no …” “You shouldn’t think so” – I object. But before arguing your objections, let me step aside a little. After reading the chapter “The Cat”, you may come to complete bewilderment. “It seems,” you decide, “the author’s main task was not just to dissuade us from the intention to have a cat. Rather, the author seeks to discourage his reader from keeping any kind of cat in the house at all. But if potential owners of cats and seals, frightened by stories about the multitude of problems associated with the maintenance of animals, will not dare to buy a kitten, how many unfortunates want to be left without owners as a result! And all of them, of course, will end their days in the trash! I assure you that kittens born from a domestic cat will be safe, with more or less success, attached if their owners, or rather, the owners of their mothers, are decent people. But there will be much fewer adolescents, or rather, overgrown (as they are called in common parlance), thrown out into the street, five or six months old, who have already got used to a well-fed, carefree life and completely unadapted to street existence. The less, the more attention the reader will study these frightening, but absolutely true chapters. By the way, cats and seals are called overgrown young, but no longer small, because they have outgrown the age at which it is wiser to give them all to their future owners. That is, the age at which the kitten is already able to independently eat ordinary food and do without mother’s milk,

And now – about the cat.

First, I must warn you: no matter what decision you come to when choosing the gender of your future pet, be prepared for the fact that your charming Murochka (Pussy, Betty, and even Matilda) may unexpectedly turn out to be “Barsik” or “Murzik”. As, however, and vice versa. Rarely, when purchasing an ordinary kitten, invite a veterinarian or a specialist in cat breeding with them as an expert. As for the sex of a kitten, they mainly trust the owners of its mother-cat. I am not saying that they will deliberately want you, with some benefit for themselves, to mislead. It’s just that the sex of a kitten up to a certain age is extremely difficult to determine. Many times I have witnessed how another experienced cat lover from among my acquaintances, resolutely taking by the scruff of a kid’s screaming in horror, with the air of a connoisseur raised his tail and self-confidently declared: “Well, of course – a cat! What doubts there can be – it’s just striking! Here, look! ..” According to my observations, the percentage of guessing (otherwise than guessing, you cannot name such an examination) was on average, as the British say, “fifty-fifty” – that is, approximately in half. Before my eyes, a doctor of biological sciences, an animal painter, and a grandmother were playing a “guessing game” – one of those grandmothers who keep seven cats and two or three dogs in the apartment, or even a couple of pigeons to boot. A pediatrician, a teacher of foreign languages, a plumber, a master of sports in cycling took part in the “cat sports lotto” – all with approximately the same result – “fifty-fifty”. For the fourth year in our family, the cat Gulya has been living – initially Gulchatay – so named even at the time when, not without reason, he promised to turn into a real oriental beauty after a while. Therefore, if the sex of the kitten is actually of the utmost importance to you, ask its owners to consult on this issue at the veterinary clinic. It will cost you less than the consequences of an annoying mistake.

But let’s say you wanted a cat, and your expectations were not in vain. Several months have passed since you brought home a small fluffy lump, and now a charming graceful animal is walking around your apartment, still warier, listening to the loud and rather annoying inviting cries of a neighbor’s cat, which for some reason has recently chosen for its night walks the pretty littered lawn under your windows.

It is likely that the next night, two or three rival friends of your striped neighbor will wish to join him on the lawn you know. Uninvited guests are unlikely to be received with sufficient courtesy as the first contender for the hand (pardon – paw!) And the heart of your “marriageable girl”, and the residents of neighboring apartments, ordinary citizens, who believe that the opportunity to spend the night in their bed instead of to rush from the tap to the window with a mug of cold water in their hands under the rumble of a tin canopy over the entrance to the basement, a wild howl, and a shrill screech, is their natural and inalienable right.

Most likely, you yourself will not be delighted with what is happening there: below. Perhaps at first, you will not even grasp the seemingly obvious connection between the recently changed behavior of your Snowflake (Pushinka, Lyuska, Polina) and the invasion of the entire cat population of the nearby area on a completely unremarkable lawn. If you yourself do not guess in time what the matter is, then soon your Snowflake will help you in solving this riddle.

The desire to be “married” (hunting, as zootechnicians say) first appears in a cat at the age of 9 months. And then it is repeated more or less regularly. If the cat has already given birth and fed the kittens, then, as a rule, she begins to show the intention to “run to the roof” within a few days after the kittens were given to new owners. But if the mother cat fed the kittens or one kitten (perhaps you were going to keep it for yourself) for too long, then they need for regular communication with the stronger sex may arise during feeding. I have heard of rare cases when a cat (most often young, giving birth for the first time) went for a “walk” literally in the very first days after giving birth. Despite the fact that there were hungry, unwashed (not licked), and still completely helpless babies in the nest.

If you, categorically not wanting to mess with the kittens, turned to the veterinary clinic, and at your request, the cat underwent a sterilization procedure (that is, an operation that results in persistent infertility), then this in no way relieves you of the hassle and problems associated with her intimate needs … Sterilization does not relieve the animal of the natural sex drive. While a castrated cat not only does not have the opportunity to have children but also does not feel any need for it.

Perhaps the cat that has lived under your care for several months has not yet left the apartment. “Why let her out on the street? – you thought. – She celebrates her Need in the right place, in the” trough “that is in the toilet, and you can take a walk, breathe air and watch the birds fluttering from the tree to the branch. balcony railings “. And indeed: your young pet’s interest in the world outside the house was very conditional. She looked at the dogs running under the windows, walking on the roofs of garages of cats and sleepy pigeons trampling on the cornice, she looked with no more and no less interest than at the TV screen during the broadcast of a tennis tournament or at the swinging pendulum of a grandfather clock. A ball of chocolate foil thrown on the floor

But in recent days, your Murochka’s behavior has changed a lot. She became nervous and restless. Hearing not only the sounds of passionate chants, which usually precede the tournament between the “suitors”, but also the usual meowing under your windows, she, with obvious excitement on her fluffy face, rushes rapidly to the windowsill and, restlessly stepping over her paws along the very edge of the cornice, and stretches out with all his might to look away and see what is so extraordinarily attractive going on down there ?!


She wanders around the apartment like a restless person, starts running after you with loud, alarming and pleading cries – it is difficult to call these sounds meows. She is asking you for something. About what? “What do you want, my dear? – you ask tenderly, was in complete bewilderment. – Fish?” But Murochka (Pushinka, Dolly, Mirandolina) does not react to the sound of the opening refrigerator, and she was not interested in the enticing sight of the familiar can of canned fish or meat. She lies down on the floor and begins to roll in a strange way on the carpet, her eyes widen, her ears are slightly pressed, but fear is not visible in the expression of her muzzle – on the contrary, at this moment she is somehow especially expressive and spiritualized. Then the cat gets up and, strongly raising its tail, stretches itself strainedly several times, then again begins to wander restlessly around the house,

Your cat is not sick. She asks you to let her go to the roof. I hope you understand this expression, even if you live in a neighborhood built up with nine houses, the roofs of which are inaccessible to our four-legged friends. The process of grooming cats for cats is, in fact, accompanied by a cheerful playful running around some structures above ground level – the roofs of garages, sheds, courtyard gazebos, and in apartments where there are many one, two-story houses – and on real roofs. Firstly, climbing on cornices, tree branches, jumping from level to level between extensions is very pleasant, this is a good warm-up and an opportunity to demonstrate to the “groom” (or “bride”) his dexterity, strength, endurance, in short, attractiveness as a partner for the continuation of the feline kind. Secondly, the roofs of even garages and sheds are safe against the presence of dogs, bicycles, cars, and people nearby. Cats and cats feel at ease and liberated there.

So, you’ve finally figured out what the problem is. Well, it’s not a big deal, you think – the main thing is that the animal is healthy. And she will somehow manage without walks to the roof – no one has died of abstinence yet! Let her go out into the street – so she will also run somewhere and get lost. And then suddenly it will pick up lichen, or at least get fleas. And the kittens are somehow not right for us now. Let him stay at home! And it will go away by itself somehow. “

First, I must say that not everyone is capable of observing the increasing mental and physiological torment of the animal, accompanied by constant loud – “bird” – cries for several days with Olympic calmness. Secondly, even if the cat seems to calm down after a few days, the state of excitement will repeat itself quite often, and not 2-4 times a year, as it would be if her intimate life flowed in a natural way and replaced the “honeymoon “the period of gestation of kittens came as usual, and then childbirth; feeding, troubles associated with the upbringing and training of babies in the necessary skills of hunting, hygiene, self-defense, etc. Further. If the state of your nervous system and your outlook on life even allow you to stoically endure inconveniences, arising in connection with the excessively restless behavior of a cat, then no one can guarantee you that it’s mental and physical health in the coming years will remain normal. Not satisfied in time the urge to procreate is a serious stress. Regular repetition of this kind of stress will undoubtedly lead to deviations in the psyche and nervous system of the animal. Such deviations can be expressed in the form of a loss of hygiene skills – the cat will start to get dirty anywhere, and it will be useless to fight this. The animal can become fearful, aggressive, unpredictable in its behavior (which is often attributed to the “deceit” and “malignancy” of the beast). Your contact with your former beloved will be lost, and being a witness of her most ridiculous and unpleasant actions, you will most likely subconsciously try to forget about what role you yourself played in all that happened. Most people tend to have an anthropomorphic perception of the behavior of pets, that is, they tend to attribute to them the way of thinking that is characteristic of humans. But despite the fact that any higher animal is endowed with a certain ability to think, this thinking is expressed differently in character from that inherent in us, humans. Especially often a person falls into error, trying to find out the motives of this or that action of the animal. Supposed motives are given the form of human reasoning, for example, I will do something to spite them! .. Or: I will pretend to be gentle and clean, and when they lose their vigilance … then I will show them! that is, they tend to ascribe to them a human way of thinking. But despite the fact that any higher animal is endowed with a certain ability to think, this thinking is expressed differently in character from that inherent in us, humans. Especially often a person falls into error, trying to find out the motives of a particular act of an animal. Supposed motives are given the form of human reasoning, for example I will do something to spite them! .. Or: I will pretend to be gentle and clean, and when they lose their vigilance … then I will show them! that is, they tend to ascribe to them a human way of thinking. But despite the fact that any higher animal is endowed with a certain ability to think, this thinking is expressed differently in character from that inherent in us, humans. Especially often a person falls into error, trying to find out the motives of this or that action of the animal. Supposed motives are given the form of human reasoning, for example: I will do something to spite them! .. Or: I will pretend to be gentle and clean, and when they lose their vigilance … then I will show them! trying to find out the motives of this or that action of the animal. Supposed motives are given the form of human reasoning, for example I will do something to spite them! .. Or: I will pretend to be gentle and clean, and when they lose their vigilance … then I will show them! trying to find out the motives of this or that action of the animal. Supposed motives are given the form of human reasoning, for example: I will do something to spite them! .. Or: I will pretend to be gentle and clean, and when they lose their vigilance … then I will show them!

I have repeatedly heard from the owners of animals (mainly – owners of dogs and cats) absolutely startling comments on the actions of their pets. For example, one acquaintance assured me that after bathing her white poodle would certainly try to jump out into the yard and, lying on a pile of coal, sneak into the house and enjoy rolling on the expensive bedspread on her bed. The dog really had such a habit. The explanation that the mistress of the poodle attached to her story was surprising: “This dog is just a mean and ungrateful animal! He knows that I am not capable of hitting a dog, so he mocks me! Imagine what a smart creature, he knows that he is white, knows that I have spent so much work to wash it off with my own imported shampoo (!), and climbs exactly on a pile of coal (!), and then he also wipes himself with my favorite silk bedspread! With such a mind, he cannot fail to understand what he is doing to me and my nerves! “

It makes sense, isn’t it?

My attempts to reassure her that the dog is rolling on a pile of coal and not on the lawn, for example, because there is coal and no grass in the yard, have been unsuccessful. There is nothing to say about her own imported shampoo. But the case described above is an example of an extremely pronounced anthropomorphic perception. In a smoothed form, this property is found in people more than often. At the same time, along with assurances of treachery, meanness, vindictiveness, and conscious malice of the animal, one can hear statements like: “But this is a cat! ! .. “This is in the report on the recommendation not to push the cat carelessly from the chair with the usual hail” go out, lay down here! “. Perhaps the next remark is off-topic, but I must say, which is obvious from practice: the more pronounced the tendency towards anthropomorphism in any representative of the human race, the more this attitude is one-sided in this person. That is, the “bad” behavior of the animal is explained “in a human manner”: the animal becomes like a man. And a person motivates his “bad” behavior with respect to an animal with the help of a dismissive formula: why, it’s just an Animal! ”However, let’s return to the problems of a cat’s personal life.

Fortunately, you have the ability to let your cat go for a walk whenever the need arises. Perhaps she quietly jumps out of the window of the apartment on the first floor. Or descends along the branches of a nearby tree from the second or third floor. Or are you sure that no one will offend her while she makes her way into the courtyard on the steps of the stairs in your entrance? Or maybe your friends have a cat, and they don’t mind being “related” with you. And you provide the animals with a chance to socialize a couple of times a year. Of course, to spend a day or two alone with even the cutest cat, being locked in an apartment where there is not a young tree, about the bark of which it is so pleasant to sharpen claws, arching its back and flirting with the chosen one, or yellow fallen leaves, gloriously rustling and smelling wonderful, when you ride on it, as if simply cleaning a fur coat, no notorious roofs, which are such a pleasure to race on! Of course, this is not quite what I would like. But it’s better this way than in any way I warn you! If you want to happen to your cat with a cat living in the house of your friends, you should take it there, and not vice versa. In accordance with the mating ritual adopted by domestic (and street cats, the female has the right to choose and should not neglect it – to submit to the first comer. At first, the suitors receive a worthy rebuff, which they endure with philosophical humility, and after a while either showing their prowess in fighting with a rival or showing exhausting importunity in their courtship – they achieve attention and success from the “bride”. galloping along which is such a pleasure! Of course, this is not quite what I would like. But it’s better that way than in any way. I warn you! If you want to happen to your cat with a cat living in the house of your friends, you should take it there, and not vice versa. In accordance with the mating ritual adopted by domestic (and street cats, the female has the right to choose and should not neglect it – to submit to the first comer. At first, the suitors receive a worthy rebuff, which they endure with philosophical humility, and after a while – either showing their prowess in fighting with a rival or showing exhausting importunity in their courtship – they achieve attention and success from the “bride”. galloping along which is such a pleasure! Of course, this is not quite what I would like. But it’s better this way than in any way I warn you! If you want to happen to your cat with a cat living in the house of your friends, you should take it there, and not vice versa. In accordance with the mating ritual adopted by domestic (and street cats, the female has the right to choose and should not neglect it – to submit to the first comer. At first, the suitors receive a worthy rebuff, which they endure with philosophical humility, and after a while – either showing their prowess in fighting with a rival, or showing exhausting importunity in their courtship – they achieve attention and success from the “bride”. living in the house of your friends, you should take it there, and not vice versa. In accordance with the mating ritual adopted by domestic (and street cats, the female has the right to choose and should not neglect it – to submit to the first comer. At first, the suitors receive a worthy rebuff, which they endure with philosophical humility, and after a while – either showing their prowess in fighting with a rival, or showing exhausting importunity in their courtship – they achieve attention and success from the “bride”. living in the house of your friends, you should take it there, and not vice versa. In accordance with the mating ritual adopted by domestic (and street cats, the female has the right to choose and should not neglect it – to submit to the first comer. At first, the suitors receive a worthy rebuff, which they endure with philosophical humility, and after a while either showing their prowess in fighting with a rival, or showing exhausting importunity in their courtship – they achieve attention and success from the “bride”.

If the first acquaintance takes place on the territory belonging to the cat, then the cat will resist only for decency – purely formally performing ritual actions in the form of a fierce raising of the front paw with exposed mines, accompanied by a very terrible, formidable hiss.

If you try to bring a cat to visit the cat, then instead of a funny ritual you will have the “happiness” of being a witness (and perhaps both a participant and a victim!) Of a real fight: wild howling, screeching, shreds of fur flying in all directions, broken dishes, and a lot of scratches and even bites on your hands are guaranteed to you. In this case, the cat will not only exercise its “choice” but also defend its territory. If you do not want to experience the deepest disappointment in the meekness and gentleness of your “girl” – do not tempt fate. Take her in your arms (after putting in a sleeve from an unnecessary old jacket or something like that, but in such a way that your head is free, in a sleeve slightly cramped for her body) and bring her to visit. Of course, having previously agreed with the owners of the cat about the upcoming “

But imagine yourself in her place. Your big, strong, all-knowing and very kind friend, who has never done anything wrong to you in his life, but, on the contrary, treated you to delicious food, helped in difficult times, suddenly (while clearly being in great excitement) grabs you and forcibly puts you down In a huge bag, tightly closes all the locks and “zippers”, without explaining his actions, carries it nowhere, muttering under his breath indefinitely affectionate, but apparently completely false words of assurance that “everything will be fine.” Another thing is when, comfortably intimidated, they take you in their arms, as they have done many times before, and they go for a walk with you. Well, let’s say, a little farther than to the balcony or to the old neighbors, who once wanted to stroke the “pussy” and treat it with delicious fish giblets. What is especially terrible here? Slightly not calm, of course – here, on the street, there are so many new smells and sounds! A huge dog ran past, sniffed it, wanted to chase, but …! – Who dares to chase cats sitting quietly in the arms of their owners? Ruled out! Therefore, you can not worry and not worry. Everything will be fine! Indeed, the journey ends more than happily.

Cats love to get into cozy bags, large bags, sacks, suitcases. It is hard to imagine that someone who has a cat in his house, getting ready for the trip and leaving an open empty suitcase on the floor or sofa for a minute, returning to the room, would not find his cat in it.

If you bought and just unpacked a TV, tape recorder, or even women’s boots at home, your cat will be in an empty box long before you insert a cassette or stomp his heel on the parquet floor. Neither a cat nor a cat can simply see an empty box calmly. They even look at the matchbox with lust and secret hope: what if it will work out? The first thing he will do is jump out immediately, possibly even scratching your hand. And in about five minutes he will settle down to sleep there as if nothing had happened. Or he will sit on the very middle of the deep bottom and will sit indefinitely, blissfully squinting and not changing his posture, very much like a traditional piggy bank.

Cats do not tolerate coercion at all. And the compulsion to part with freedom at least for a while – even more so.

Do not carry your cats and cats in closed bags! This situation is extremely stressful for the animal! In addition to the fact that their trust in you will be seriously undermined, from excitement and fear, the animal may have stomach troubles. But cats are unusually squeamish and clean! Imagine what it is like to sit in a dark bag, smeared with … – well, of course, with what – and not be able to put yourself in order! And in what form will you deliver the “bride” to the house of the “betrothed”, if you remember how we started our conversation about bags?

But let’s say you did the right thing. Your “girl” went to visit in your arms. The meeting, which began with a slight disagreement, ended in a full alliance. The “spouses” parted as friends until next time. for two months your pet was safely distributed in breadth, ate a lot, but was still playful, dexterous, and affectionate. Occasionally she hissed haughtily at cats, but the habit of strolling under the window. And finally, she is about to give birth.

You will know in advance that the moment of resolution is close. The increased interest in the loosely closed doors of wardrobes, wardrobes, closets, slightly pulled out desk drawers, baskets with dirty linen – all this is evidence of the future mother’s concern about finding a place for a future nest. As soon as you notice such signs, immediately take care of the device of the nest yourself, do not delay! Otherwise, early in the morning you will wake up from a piercing (like a fork on glass) squeak, heard from the top shelf of the closet, where winter warm clothes were neatly packed for summer – 4 sweaters, blouses, mittens, and hats of your children. Or, on the contrary, – sundresses, swimwear, panamas, T-shirts with and without inscriptions hidden until the warmth of spring (cats “walk” and give birth at any time of the year). It may well be that as a nest a mink coat, a hare sheepskin coat, the only coat, not very fashionable, but still, quite decent coat, or a skirt eaten by the moth, which you had no time to throw away, will be used as a nest. The main thing is that the nest is soft, warm, dark, and dry! And the quality labels and the percentage of wear are indifferent to the expectant mother-cat.

It is likely that if due to your oversight, something like this happens, then the things that the cat has identified as “bedding” will simply have to be thrown away. Wiping off copious traces of blood and amniotic fluid will not be easy. And with some types of fabric (and even more so with fur) it is simply impossible. Therefore – I strongly advise (!) – start preparing the nest in advance. This can be a small plywood box or a box of thick, sturdy cardboard.

The size of this structure should be such that the cat stretches its paws to its full length, can easily fit on its bottom, and as for the width – keep in mind that in the “nest” she will have to live with two, three or four kittens, which are very fast growing. If the box is cramped, the cat will probably safely give birth to kittens in such, but very soon, at the first opportunity (as soon as the kittens open their eyes and they can no longer only crawl, but also walk on their own), she is together about her family will move to your chair or to Vayi’s very favorite corner of the sofa. The places were chosen by you, the hostess, will undoubtedly seem to a caring mother the safest in the apartment and therefore the most suitable for her children.

A spacious basket can be used as a nest. When choosing an item that you want to turn into “Cat’s House”, you need to consider the following. Firstly, the cat will feed, wash and at first raise the kittens in the same place where they gave birth. The cat changes the nesting place only in case of a threatening danger for her children or for herself. If after giving birth you try to arrange a cat with children in some other place, she will resist this and will start dragging the kittens to where she gave birth to them and managed to feed them.

Arguing with a cat at such a moment, insisting on your own, carrying newborn cubs back and forth – means stressing a young mother. This is undesirable. Relocating a feline family is possible only if absolutely necessary. In any case, the nest should be from the very beginning where it will not interfere with you and your pets – neither at the moment nor for a month and a half while the cat feeds the kittens and they have not yet been given to anyone. How can a cat’s nest interfere? You can trip over a box or basket; kittens squeak and may bother you with it. There is usually no unpleasant smell in the nest – the cat very often washes the children from head to toe, especially carefully licking the fur under the tails – the excrement of dairy kittens does not fall on the litter, the cat completely utilizes them in the process of licking. Only when kittens begin to eat ordinary food does their feces acquire a specific odor. At this time, they should be taught to go to the potty “in the right place. The litter should be changed a few hours after birth when the cat is completely calm and rested. In the future, the litter can be changed every few days – at your discretion.

Those rugs, pieces of old bedspreads or any other soft things that you intend to insulate the floor in the nest do not have to be thrown away at all – they can be easily washed off, except for those “sheets” on which the cat gave birth. I must say that the cat will safely give birth and without any sheets, the window is on the plywood floor of the box, on the cardboard bottom of the box. But both plywood and cardboard will be heavily soiled. Therefore, it should be at the time of childbirth to spread something to the bottom. In addition, when giving birth, cats tend to crawl under the litter – as if to hide, take cover and create a microclimate in such a kind of cocoon. A cat in labor also has a need to “tear with its claws” a rag, paper, or just the wall of a box. Probably, these actions somehow regulate the general tone. Shortly speaking,

The cat feeds its babies perfectly, and this procedure will require no participation from you. Cleanliness in the nest and the absence of unpleasant odors are also her concern. But in childbirth, you may have to participate. The cat will show you with all its appearance if it needs your presence, participation, affection, encouraging words, and gestures. If you’ve had a warm, trusting relationship before, you probably will. Try to morally support the animal, it will benefit both you and the woman in labor. But if you do not have an opportunity at this particular time to be at home and sit for an hour or two near a giving birth cat – do not be upset! Most likely, the birth will go well and without your participation. And your pet will not be offended by you for going about your business. As soon as the first kitten born is washed and gets to the delicious mother’s milk, you will lose all interest in your furry ward. The feeding process and ongoing labor (usual kittens will not be born one at a time; two, three, four babies in a litter are the norm) will completely absorb her attention.

I can say the following about the preferred size of the box or box. A high and fairly spacious box is good because grown kittens will not be able to get out of there and run around the house on their own, without your supervision. When babies have the need and the opportunity to climb with claws and play actively, several smaller boxes can be thrown into a large box at random (of course, not from washing powder or cosmetics, but from food). Kittens will gladly climb on small boxes, fall in delight on soft bedding, if not very strong and not very stable “simulators”, unable to withstand their weight, begin to overturn; and playing hide-and-seek with such convenient items at your disposal is simply a delight. But the spacious “cat house” may be too big. For your human home, perhaps you and your family are huddled in a small apartment. In this case, it is better to arrange the cat family in a small box or basket.

They will not be cramped there at all. On the contrary, it is so comfortable to sleep side by side, to sniff for mom or sister in a fluffy belly, fiddle around in a warm box, climb from place to place over the heads of brothers and fall asleep right next to a fat shaggy mother on the back. But four or five weeks will pass, and everything in your already cramped and not very arranged apartment will go upside down! For about a day or two, the little ones will squeak desperately and make unprecedented efforts to get out of their favorite basket onto the floor! On the third day in the morning, the first, the strongest and bravest of the children, will finally be lucky enough to set foot on the promised land “, for example, a rug in the hallway! By the evening, his feat took turns by the rest of the fluffy pioneers.

After a week, you will be in great doubt about the exact number of cats your cat gave birth to a month ago. “As if there were four of them! – You will say to yourself in bewilderment. – But now! ..” In truth, it looks like there are at least thirty-six of them in the house, or even forty-two! You take a step – and step on the kitten! You back up in horror, and – a shrill squeak under your feet!

Trying to keep your balance, lean against the tabletop – a fluffy ball pops out right from under your hand! They intend to jump from the sideboard at you, they hunt you out of the kitchen table drawer, they ambush you behind the toilet, they steal an appetizing herring skeleton from a poorly closed trash bin before your eyes and try to hide it (for a rainy day, probably!) In your toy stroller little daughter; sleep on your manuscripts, taste your book, eh. on the leg of your wife, experiencing a special delight from her squeal, they climb like a tree, higher, higher and higher … And so – from morning to evening, and sometimes from evening to morning. At dawn, kittens like to choose the body of a sleeping person as a treadmill with a given distance, which, in their opinion, is a track with an obstacle course, made by the Lord God solely for the purpose of providing them, kittens, with the opportunity to develop strength, agility, tenacity and tireless endurance. The folds of the blanket are overcome with rapid and precise jumps, with a predetermined landing point on your sleepy physiognomy. Your toes sticking out from under the sheet are requisite for the rehearsal of the play “Hunt for the rats”. Your hand, sluggishly trying to make a grasping movement (with the goal of, if not stop, then at least reduce the pace of the ongoing disgrace), involuntarily acts as a wrestling “scarecrow” – they immediately enter into single combat with it, successfully acquiring skills that are so necessary for an adult brave cat in his life full of dangers and adventures. The folds of the blanket are overcome with rapid and precise jumps, with a predetermined landing point on your sleepy physiognomy. Your toes sticking out from under the sheet are requisite for the rehearsal of the play “Hunt for rats”. Your hand, sluggishly trying to make a grasping movement (with the goal of, if not stop, then at least reduce the pace of the ongoing disgrace), involuntarily acts as a wrestling “scarecrow” – they immediately enter into single combat with it, successfully acquiring skills that are so necessary for an adult brave cat in his life full of dangers and adventures. The folds of the blanket are overcome with rapid and precise jumps, with a predetermined landing point on your sleepy physiognomy. Your toes sticking out from under the sheet are requisite for the rehearsal of the play “Hunt for rats”. Your hand, sluggishly trying to make a grasping movement (with the goal of, if not stop, then at least reduce the pace of the ongoing disgrace), involuntarily acts as a wrestling “scarecrow” – they immediately enter into single combat with it, successfully acquiring skills that are so necessary for an adult brave cat in his life full of dangers and adventures.

Believe me, I am not exaggerating at all! Those readers who have a cat that has given birth many times in their house will say so bluntly: “Weakly! Weakly written – the author somehow … made a pity. The kittens in his description are kind of … kind of melancholic, almost like those I wish I could tell you how it really is! .. “And indeed, kittens at the age of 4-8 weeks are quite a serious problem for which you need to be prepared in advance. But if we return to the question of the nest, then let me end the conversation about it with a recommendation not to offer the cat to give birth and raise kittens in plastic boxes, glass aquariums, and aluminum trays. The cat won’t like this, believe me. How much you would not like to put your human babies to sleep in such objects. and it would be extremely uncomfortable for you (yourself) to doze after dinner in an aquarium (even a very spacious one) or in the metal casing of a decommissioned refrigerator, laid horizontally. Therefore, if you do not want your cat to decide to give birth in bed following the example of our human, great-grandmothers and feed the babies in a crib (in which your child sleeps), make it more comfortable. And be sure to show her in advance the box or box intended for childbirth and raising children. I assure you, she will immediately understand what’s what and will be very grateful to you. great-grandmothers and feed babies in a crib (in which your child sleeps), make it more comfortable. And be sure to show her in advance the box or box intended for childbirth and raising children. I assure you, she will immediately understand what’s what and will be very grateful to you. great-grandmothers and feed babies in a crib (in which your child sleeps), make it more comfortable. And be sure to show her in advance the box or box intended for childbirth and raising children. I assure you, she will immediately understand what’s what and will be very grateful to you.

And if you do not dare to “neuter” your furry friend, but at the moment (at this very moment!) Kittens are extremely undesirable, try using a special drug that reduces sexual desire – it contains the appropriate hormones. Preparations of this kind can be bought at pet stores, in stores that sell food, and various other useful things necessary for keeping animals. You can learn how such drugs work and what they are from the instructions attached to them or from a specialist.

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